Customers submit to ‘50 Shades’

APRIL FOOLS — There’s no need to feel chained to your natural hair color.

Embrace your inner Christian Grey or Anastasia Steele at Design 2000, which is now offering a “50 Shades of Grey” dye special. Women can choose from 50 gray dyes to match their needs and style.

“With the popularity of the movie, we decided this special would be a good way for women to find the exact color that suits them,” co-owner Irina LaRose said. “We think women and maybe some men will enjoy this new concept.”

The special begins April 1. Call 387-9807.

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