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Arts and Entertainment Wednesday, Apr. 3, 2013 7 years ago

Popcorn Bob's Movie Magic


Popcorn Key
One Popcorn: Flop 
Two Popcorns: Wait till it’s on video 
Three Popcorns: Go see it 
Four Popcorns: Standing ovation  

"The Host"
One Popcorn
Genre: Sci-Fi
Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Max Irons, Jake Abel, Chandler Canterbury, Diane Kruger, Frances Fisher, William Hurt
Director: Andrew Niccol
Rating: PG-13
Comment: Too long, boring and vapid.

"G. I. Joe: Retaliation"
Two Popcorns
Genre: PG-13
Cast: D.J. Cotrona, Lee Byung-hun, Adrianne, Palick, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, RZA, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum, Elodie Yung, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson
Director: Jon M. Chu
Rating: Action/Adventure
Comment: Script written by a third grader. Good action though.

"The Croods 3D"
Two Popcorns
Genre: Animated Family Adventure
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Catherine Keener, Cloris Leachman, Clark Duke
Director: Kirk De Micco, Chris Sanders
Rating: PG
Comment: Very, very corny, even for a family for a family flick. Saturday morning TV fare.

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