Feb. 24, 2010
The way nature intended
11:45 a.m. — 4100 block of Crabtree Avenue. Disturbance. A woman called sheriff’s deputies to complain about a neighbor who is constantly on his patio naked. He spends about 20 minutes on the patio sans clothing. The woman said sometimes she’s out on her own patio with her infant children, when he performs his pantless routine. She said he doesn’t make any lewd gestures, but she believes he knows she’s there because he looks in her direction. She describes him as a being in his late 30s, average height and overweight. Well, there’s the problem right there.