Feb. 16, 2010
Best not to brag about this
3:52 p.m. — 8400 block of South Tamiami Trail. Grand Theft. Two 20-something men were spotted inside a discount store placing DVDs in their clothing. They walked up to the cash register and bought one small item. They walked out the door without paying for the DVDs. Among the DVDs, they stole: Gary Unmarried, Season One; Planet Earth box set; and Army Wives, Season Three. Just a bit of advice to these young men — don’t go bragging to your buddies about the theft. The punishment they’ll dish out may be more severe than the one from the authorities.