One Popcorn: Flop
Two Popcorns: Wait till it’s on video
Three Popcorns: Go see it
Four Popcorns: Standing ovation
Cast: Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Clifton Collins Jr., Wendell Pierce, Michael Chiklis, Nick Nolte
Director: Taylor Hackford
Comment: Very entertaining. Statham is a great action, good but tough guy. Lopez shows her very solid acting skills.
"Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D
Cast: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen
Director: Tommy Wirkola
Comment: Not the Hansel and Gretel we remember for sure. A gratuitously gory spin off into the wilderness of computer animation monsters and a sophomoric script.
Genre: Gross Comedy
Cast: Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Jeremy Allen White
Directors: Steven Brill, Rusty Cundieff, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Brett Ratner
Comment: What was this super star cast thinking when they signed on!? Sure to win the Oscar for most theater walkouts! Jackman is in self branding destruct mode appearing with male genitilia hanging from his neck in a lengthy scene with Kate Winslet! Soft porn garbage.
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4 10th Anniversary Perlman Gala Concert
8 Gregg Allman @ Sailor Circus
6:00 pm - 6:00 am
10 All in the Family
11:00 am - 6:00 pm
10 Superb, Sublime, Splendid...
8:00 pm - 4:30 pm
15 American Tapestry
5:30 pm - 10:00 pm
20 Daring Color I with Anne Abgott
10:00 am - 4:00 pm
24 Broadway Bound
8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
27 Expressive Watercolors-Flowers with Janet Rogers
10:00 am - 4:00 pm
Commission savors the sunshine
The weather on Longboat Key was cloudy on the evening of Wednesday, Dec. 11, but the Longboat Key Town Commission stayed in the sunshine, as far as the Longboat Observer could tell.
Resident keeps eye on the pie
Inspired by her mother’s homemade banana cream pie, Bird Key resident Kim Manning had a sweet idea: key lime with a twist.
Show us your spirit this season
This week, our reporters will make our final decisions on our favorite displays of holiday cheer for our “Spirit of the Season” contest. This year’s competition isn’t limited to lights.